Chapter 43: A New Beginning

I will be releasing 2-3 chapters today.

 

I hope you enjoy this as much as I will xoxox




 

Lin Feng had died, his body was lifeless and cold on the floor. In this desolate place there was no one who would come to help him. His last moments were filled with the pain of his soul being torn into pieces.

His body lay in this quiet wasteland, untouched by wind or rain as the seasons passed.

 

20 years later.

 

A young boy named Lin Zi was running towards this area of land. He was a cultivator of the eighth Qi Layer, behind him was a violent ape who was furiously chasing him. A cultivator of the eighth Qi layer should easily be able to stop a violent ape which was a ferocious beast of the seventh layer.

 

A smile appeared on Lin Zi’s face as he suddenly had an idea. As the violent ape charged towards him, he had suddenly dashed back at incredible speed and stabbed the ape’s leg. A furious howl filled the air as the ape began to limp.

 

Lin Zi however was not planning to stick around and quickly fled to safety. Only when he was away from the ape did he realise the skeleton of a long dead young man. The skeleton had black robes and looked as if he had died during a breakthrough. Next to the skeleton was a jar of pills which looked almost mystical.

 

Lin Zi was still young and inexperienced when it came to the world. As he saw the skeleton, he could not help but feel slightly scared that there may be traps. He had short brown hair which was blowing in the wind and a handsome face which was currently filled with concentration.

 

As Lin Zi approached, he had not seen the shadow which had moved from the skeleton and merged into his shadow. He quickly picked up the items from the body and said a quick prayer. He then departed into the distance. Little did he know that this was his first step towards becoming a peerless martial god.

 

A great distance away, Lin Zi had finally arrived at a small wooden house. Inside there was a familiar looking middle aged woman. She was sitting down and meditating, she was still very beautiful and one could clearly tell she was gifted in cultivation.

 

“Mother I am home” said Lin Zi

 

“What took you so long? ” said Lin Qian

 

“Mother look what I found, we should go show Grandpa, Lin Ba Dao at the next clan meeting” said Lin Zi extremely happy.

 

“Why would my father be happy at something Like this” Said Lin Qian

 

She threw away the items which once belonged to her old enemy who was long dead. It was at this point when she had realised that a giant killer bunny had appeared it front of them. Before she could even react the evil bunny had released her demon spirit.

 

“I will take your soul as an appetiser, then the main course shall be my beloved Pan Pan” said a cold voice.

 

Lin Zi quickly tried to retreat, but before he could, the giant bunny bit into his neck and absorbed his blood along with his soul. The bunny then used a profound agaility technique and within the blink of an eye it appeared again before Lin Qian.

 

“BOOOOM!!!”

 

A terrifying shockwave blew Lin Qian back several meters as she landed heavily onto the ground. She was almost crippled with a single strike. Footsteps could be heard as the bunny slowly approached. Then a voice rang out.

 

“I would kill you here, but I will give you a free pass for being a woman”

 

I will now post the same thing again so it looks about the correct length for a chapter hehehe xoxox lol

 

Lin Feng had died, his body was lifeless and cold on the floor. In this desolate place there was no one who would come to help him. His last moments were filled with the pain of his soul being torn into pieces.

 

His body lay in this quiet wasteland, untouched by wind or rain as the seasons passed.

 

20 years later.

 

A young boy named Lin Zi was running towards this area of land. He was a cultivator of the eighth Qi Layer, behind him was a violent ape who was furiously chasing him. A cultivator of the eighth Qi layer should easily be able to stop a violent ape which was a ferocious beast of the seventh layer.

 

A smile appeared on Lin Zi’s face as he suddenly had an idea. As the violent ape charged towards him, he had suddenly dashed back at incredible speed and stabbed the ape’s leg. A furious howl filled the air as the ape began to limp.

Lin Zi however was not planning to stick around and quickly fled to safety. Only when he was away from the ape did he realise the skeleton of a long dead young man. The skeleton had black robes and looked as if he had died during a breakthrough. Next to the skeleton was a jar of pills which looked almost mystical.

 

Lin Zi was still young and inexperienced when it came to the world. As he saw the skeleton, he could not help but feel slightly scared that there may be traps. He had short brown hair which was blowing in the wind and a handsome face which was currently filled with concentration.

 

As Lin Zi approached, he had not seen the shadow which had moved from the skeleton and merged into his shadow. He quickly picked up the items from the body and said a quick prayer. He then departed into the distance. Little did he know that this was his first step towards becoming a peerless martial god.

 

A great distance away, Lin Zi had finally arrived at a small wooden house. Inside there was a familiar looking middle aged woman. She was sitting down and meditating, she was still very beautiful and one could clearly tell she was gifted in cultivation.

 

“Mother I am home” said Lin Zi

 

“What took you so long? ” said Lin Qian

 

“Mother look what I found, we should go show Grandpa, Lin Ba Dao at the next clan meeting” said Lin Zi extremely happy.

 

“Why would my father be happy at something Like this” Said Lin Qian

 

She threw away the items which once belonged to her old enemy who was long dead. It was at this point when she had realised that a giant killer bunny had appeared it front of them. Before she could even react the evil bunny had released her demon spirit.

 

“I will take your soul as an appetiser, then the main course shall be my beloved Pan Pan” said a cold voice.

 

Lin Zi quickly tried to retreat, but before he could, the giant bunny bit into his neck and absorbed his blood along with his soul. The bunny then used a profound agaility technique and within the blink of an eye it appeared again before Lin Qian.

 

“BOOOOM!!!”

 

A terrifying shockwave blew Lin Qian back several meters as she landed heavily onto the ground. She was almost crippled with a single strike. Footsteps could be heard as the bunny slowly approached. Then a voice rang out.

 

“I would kill you here, but I will give you a free pass for being a woman”

 

I will release the first chapter for tonight in about 2 hours….after this had fully sunk in lol I am sorry, but you have to admit. My writing skills are pretty good. Dont even pretend that you didnt believe it was the story and the MC was about to be Lin Qian’s son 🙂

224 Comments

  1. salam   •  

    TWENTY?????? . . . . . . . . . Did you misread something?? No offence, I was just too shocked. I haven’t even finished reading, yet.

    • salam   •  

      FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. I WAS TROLLED XD nice one, nice one XD XD XD

      • Đrâkë   •  

        ?? Fok i got trolled too. I was about to drop the story. Lol! Ya evil bunny xD

    • Cypher242   •  

      legit… wtf happened… time to breakthrough? nope died… what… but.. ho-…wh-…..EEEEEEHHHHH!?!?!?!?!

  2. Junky   •  

    You #@$^@%&!

    😉

  3. Midori   •  

    Lol,that was…mindblowing. seriously. I was going ‘you’ve got to be kidding me.what the heck happened’ in my mind, lolol! Officially trolled, i am!

    • Readtilltheybleed   •  

      I made it as far as ‘Lin Zi’ then I remembered who the translated was and scrolled to the bottom. On a related note, the category is LOL instead of PMG … if anyone actually reads that

      • Midori   •  

        I know the translator’s done it before, but…still trolled!lolol! It just didn’t occur to me until the very end, haha! What’s LOL and PMG?

        • Midori   •  

          Wait, or was that another translator? Lolol, i’m confused!

  4. acid   •  

    the prank made me think of Xian Ni where the mc dies

    • dinosquash1   •  

      is Xian Ni worth the read?

      • Unbreak   •  

        Nope. The beginning is good, but after he dies it just get too crazy/nonsensical (at least that`s when I stopped reading it).

        • VingadorV   •  

          I thought so too ‘-‘ but it’s not sooooooo bad

      • waca   •  

        Yep, if you like mc who easily able kill everyone in his realm with just say “DIE”.
        Even the latest chapter he is acquired by group which everyone’s realm is 2 stage above him.

  5. Conall   •  

    Very good, i was truly bewildered at this development haha

  6. Ekasit   •  

    This very cruel of you i was about go all ape shit.

  7. Ekasit   •  

    Holy fck my english is bad after the worst csgo game of my life.

    • Likyliky   •  

      I play too

  8. Fosk   •  

    Eh, i was already about to drop reading this XD

    • Ovmtn   •  

      lol, so was i my friend.

      Good troll thou xD

    • Just Fake Sorry   •  

      Shit i was almost dropping this
      I said holy shit he is dead, how? He had the best talent and dead after this?
      I was scared at the point of AAAAAAAHHHHGGGGGGG omg my dantians

  9. 3rniyan   •  

    thank you 🙂

  10. Likyliky   •  

    I was trolled :C

    • Likyliky   •  

      Because of this I’m making u work more 🙂

      • notsaneinthebrain   •     Author

        I already worked really hard writing this!!! lol and yes I do read all of the comments.

      • notsaneinthebrain   •     Author

        I just saw your donation. You are evil!!! lol I’ve already been working without sleep

        • Likyliky   •  

          😀 just rest I don’t want to over work you take ur time I know how hard it is to translate.

        • Nefilium   •  

          Dang it, man!! I thought this was some The Nine Cauldrons-level of bullcrap again! I believed it all the way till the killer bunny at the end! xDD

          I’m new around here btw, started reading this one yesterday evening(it’s exactly 00:00 here atm) and you REALLY threw my mind into chaos with that shit!

          • Ravime   •  

            Omg dude i feel you i stopped reading nine cauldrons because of that shit 😛

            • Zero   •  

              Nine cauldrons was/is bad because after the rebirth the realese got slow then stopped.

            • Will   •  

              What happened in NC? Do you mean the end of vol1? Because vol1 was just one massive prologue.

        • Nefilium   •  

          Also, haven’t 2h passed yet..? :3
          You see I REALLY wanna read the continuation.. xDDD
          As eager as I am though, please don’t overwork yourself! *Typical nonsensical mom-nagging in the background*

  11. ayyylmao   •  

    i knew it !

  12. Boss   •  

    Well played sir… Well played.

  13. Helper   •  

    This is not funny!Ok…It is but please do not troll us again!

  14. konregon   •  

    she is joking ???
    right??????//
    please tell me some one??/

    • konregon   •  

      i think i’m trolled……..!!!!

  15. OhDine   •  

    So is Lin Feng actually dead? if so FUCK THIS im done.

    • konregon   •  

      i think NO

  16. Jorg   •  

    I was like, please let this be a joke, while reading the chapter. Gj sir, nice trolling.
    (Be careful not to awaken the M side of some readers with this pain-relief strategy)

  17. Likyliky   •  

    I would like to know if u actually read this.

  18. Suood   •  

    I kept re-reading every few sentences since it was 20 years later and I wanted to link the new stuff to the old.. >.>

  19. fudge   •  

    damn…haha nice one

  20. 3rniyan   •  

    whatttttttttttt

    warning

    this is a troll release! ;d

  21. Qwerty   •  

    Royaly trolled
    I will be making you work more. XD

  22. London   •  

    LOLDON
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    O
    N

    • OhDine   •  

      TIMETWOGO
      I
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      O

  23. Daemjan   •  

    Oh Buuuuurrrnnnnn.

  24. Anon   •  

    really I already thought:”WTF, reincarnating once is not enough.” and “Why almost kill Lin Qian only to let her survive. What is the reason the MC gets strong. Simply cultivating in a sheltered home is not a way to go for a novel of this genre, etc.”

  25. In-come   •  

    You must be seeking death! Hah! You can only pray that i would be so merciful! To let you escape so easily for this shamelessness??? In your dreams!

    Eternal Translator Seal!

    You shall forever forth be bound to translate any and all novels released on the endless plains known as the Interwebs!
    A ha ha ha ha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    See? Mine’s better.

    • notsaneinthebrain   •     Author

      DO YOU DARE!
      lol

    • DaoistTac   •  

      gj he hasnt posted for the past 13hours! you did it, you sealed him!

  26. Anon   •  

    PS thanks for this “chapter” of PMG
    and thanks for the other 42 chapters you already posted

  27. lozlo   •  

    I cheated and looked at the raws yesterday because I didn’t expect a chapter today.
    So I knew the second I saw “20 years” that it was fake, lol. Just skipped to the end.
    Well, suspected I guess. With google tl it’s hard to be sure about anything.
    Not a bad troll though. RWX did something like that on April Fools.
    He’s pulled off a couple good trolls.

    • kekkojoker90   •  

      This, ahah the same as me 😀

  28. salam   •  

    You know, I kinda didn’t notice this before. But when you read what’s under the title, you’ll notice the term “LOL”. XD XD XD

    • notsaneinthebrain   •     Author

      lol first to find it GJ

      • salam   •  

        Thanks ^^. But PLEASE don’t troll my heart like that again (TT^TT)

  29. Junky   •  

    Well, we know for sure now that our dear translator’s name is a true representation of her self.

  30. fra   •  

    This was a one-way trip ticket for troll-land.

    I completely fell for it… Well, at least until the bunny jumped out… :0

  31. ZaX   •  

    That was actually pretty creative except the evil bunny was too weak! Thanks for the chapter.

  32. fidelc123   •  

    TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

    But I was fooled thinking that its cannon.

  33. WOW   •  

    you really had me going there for a sec. for a moment i was about to start freaking out from rage at the sudden switch and was already putting a limit in my mind as to how long i would endure this sudden change. very well done 😉

  34. howard   •  

    you have no idea how pissed I was, I was confident it was a troll but a part of me kept thinking what if am wrong, what if Lin Feng takes over Lin Zi’s body and becomes her son.

  35. mtone53   •  

    I’m not even going to lie I didn’t even realize it was fake till after you said something. I even believed the bunny part!

  36. Go10   •  

    YOU ARE COURTING DEATH !! I ALMOST THREW MY COCA ON MY LAPTOP

  37. George   •  

    jerk … would have come out better if you just posted Spoilers and left it at that … now I have those nasty, nasty images in my head … ok, I’ll take the jerk back if I can get those images out of my head! Ugh … would have been better if our MC was the father … sick, but better!

    • notsaneinthebrain   •     Author

      what images are you talking about lol I think you may need to re-read lmao

      • George   •  

        You are right about that, but only after the “real” chapter, to do a read and compare. Do have to say it did “fit” with how the last chapter cliffed though … still would have laughed if the boy was his though … real revenge on her. Well, I hope this little joke helped brighten your day!

  38. Jackr   •  

    i hate you…sort of

  39. Ninya   •  

    Troll has failed. (I previously scanned the raws up to MC’s second fight against lin qian)

  40. Hurrah   •  

    After reading ” Little did he know that this was his first step towards becoming a peerless martial god.” I immediatly goes reading the comments because I was shocked.

  41. Juan Tamad   •  

    so he’s not the mc. fuck this!

  42. kenken   •  

    LOL That troll…..I was like wth was going on.

  43. DMR   •  

    What a troll, what a troll… but not a bad kind… killer bunny gave it away….

    That said, can’t wait for the chapter.

  44. accidental911   •  

    HAHAHAHA I WAS TROLLED AND I WAS LIKE WTF, HE DIED THRICE, DAMN, PAN PAN GOT ME, SHE IS SO EVIL, I LOVE HER

  45. aziroff   •  

    fk you dude… seriosly….that was evil….i still fell my hearth beating…..

  46. pikachu   •  

    LOL (only after being reassured by the comments). That was just cruel. haha

  47. Ravime   •  

    Damn i knew something was wrong the whole time i was like wtf is this NEOOO the whole time i feel as if i was just violated or double trolled… 🙂

  48. Kandoral   •  

    To say it with the words of the internet: “I am going to find you and kill you”

  49. rasgat   •  

    If only you wouldv’e made it about him being a vegeful spirit taking over Lin Qians son with his shadow spirit,
    and then killing her with the kids body :3

  50. Doomseye   •  

    Sorry…but I didn’t get fooled lol. When I read that Lin Feng died, I was like no way, even that guy who Feng was about to kill in the Lin family competition was able to awaken his spirit, how could Lin Feng fail?!! Didn’t realize that it was a troll over there, but when the story talked about Lin Qian, I was 100% that it was a joke. Rens troll translation on 1st April in WuxiaWorld shattered my trust in translators lol

    • DMR   •  

      That was April 1st… that’s the one day they could actually lie to you and get away with it…

      That said, it seems the real joke was thinking we would get real chapters later… we were fooled…

  51. Nahtaivel   •  

    Haha you got owned ^^

  52. kakage   •  

    I hate you and I love you. Why do you make me feel these conflicting emotions….I was in true despair ;-(

  53. sado   •  

    Hahahaha lol lol lol i swear i was about to drop this novel and when pan pan show up i was like “what the f**k” .nice one though “clap” “clap” “clap”.

  54. anon   •  

    I’m happy to recognise you are a magnificent ass*o*e, this short story truly managed to rustle me unreasonably

  55. jackr   •  

    I just read it again so I can stay angry. It was just as irritating the second time, especially when Lin Qian appears.

  56. Wytchlord   •  

    Never … do … that … AGAIN!
    And yes, it was well written ..

  57. Gin   •  

    I was like WTF! The main characer will change mid way? “After reading” damn that bunny was badass.

    “Reading the comments”
    Fck I didn’t even know I was trolled. T.T

  58. Future   •  

    You really are one EVIL translator 😀 (gotta love that)

  59. SuperTurkak   •  

    HAHAHA HA Ha ha ha ha… HAHA!

  60. Rain   •  

    Thanks but when the real chapter gonna come?

  61. EMR4HKLMN   •  

    I am assuming that the pain was so great because he went through double spirit awakening . does anyone know if he went through double spirit awakening or just one spirit during this awakening ???

    • Axia   •  

      Supposed to be just the shadow in the meantime because the lil white snake is still haven’t find something that are strong enough to wake it up from its lazy sleep.. Bwahaha

  62. John Kash   •  

    You got me good, I didn’t even figure it out until the bunny part. LOL

  63. Voydom   •  

    Holy moly, uff. Ok. Uffff. Well played.

  64. DarkArts   •  

    Heh… As if that would work.
    When I saw “Lin Feng had died” I looked a bit lower and saw “20 years later.” and had some serious thoughts of dropping this novel! But as I thought ‘It can’t be!’, ‘WTF?!?!?!’, ‘but but but…’ etc. I scrolled down and saw the light(truth).

    • Nefilium   •  

      Dang! You scrolled so fast you saw the light?!
      As in you killed yourself by using some type of forbidden technique that allowed you to scroll faster at the cost of your life force?!
      And I thought I was hardcore for readind chapter 2 through 42 in one day in parallel to school and studying!

      • DarkArts   •  

        Hmph! How naive. When I was reading CD I finished 11 books in about 3-4 days in parallel with school and studying. Though it’s also quite true that my schedule was quite hectic as I used to sleep 2-3 hours or even less. It’s just a bit of cultivation, it was totally worth it.

        • Ha!   •  

          lolz, I love it when I see people adapting a wuxia/xianxia-esque speech styles in comment sections.

  65. Rain   •  

    I’m assuming that you also caught the cliffhanger disease like RWX and FBT.

  66. Creepy Shadow   •  

    I was like:
    • Read the chapter
    • See the text being repeated
    • Checking tag “LOL”

    Troll release, huh? You got me. Gotta wait for real chapter tomorrow, huh?

  67. Axia   •  

    You are indeed notsaneinthebrain. I woke up at 4am to read and found out i am trolled! Thank you for the “twisted” chapter lol! Won’t expect an epic from a translator but you just did!

  68. Rain   •  

    But you said that the real chapter will be coming in 2 hours was that also a joke? Can someone please tell me or I’ll have to wait for the whole night and in my timeline its already 3am.

    • Nope   •  

      Its been 5 hours since the 1st comment so…

  69. xxpointblanqxx   •  

    LMFAO! You are pretty damn good. Not gonna lie.
    I was trapped lol.

  70. IeatDonuts   •  

    Oh you! XD
    When I read the first two lines I went to comments right away! Good thing I did that 😀

  71. Lyra Aryan   •  

    give me back my tearssssssssss….. nice one though

  72. Kyzer Soze   •  

    Evil, pure and utter mischievous troll. I hope we get an actual real release today after this prank.

  73. Sire of misinterpreting "stuff"   •  

    (Thee [fairly sure its “your”], Thy [fairly sure it means “you”], nave [fairly sure its a foolish person… Though i could be wrong…])ok, thy villain of torment, Whichever thy be, (be thy “Nots Ane” but in some naves mind, or Ane but “Nots in Some [nonexistent] Naves Mind”), i will confuse thee name(s?)! Oh, woops, i already did… Haha rofl! 🙂 and no, I am not Fred… I mean I don’t know any Fred… I… I am not whoever thy thinketh I be!
    Anyone who is not confused is not paying attention… Mwahahaha!
    Ok, I’m done…

  74. Shance   •  

    When I finished I had an uncomfortable feeling in my hands while imagining myself strangling someone 0.o

  75. Markus W   •  

    You live up to your website name! Totallyinsane are you mate! i got so tricked until the half point where i scrolled down to the end. Damn you!!! 🙂

  76. rekt man   •  

    I saw through it in the first line. havent fell for something like that since coiling dragon.

  77. Yun Che   •  

    WHY YOU!!!!!

    I was like
    • Read the title
    • read first sentence (Lin Feng died. “mot%&* F^** WHAT? i was reading coiling dragon and Linley just died, Linfeng also Died!??”)
    • continue reading.. (Jesus Mary Joseph!!)
    • Clicked the link of “About Peerless Martial God”
    • Lin Ba Dao’s family became the protagonist!?? WTH IS GOING ON!??
    • continue reading.. (Linzi Died! who’s going to be the next peerless martial god? Lin Hong’s grandson??”)
    • continue reading..
    • i got trolled by panpan

    WHY YOUUU!!!! you got us good! you got us good, panpan.. hahahaha

  78. BAM19   •  

    That was totallyinsane

  79. The Defiant   •  

    Good thing I saw that this post was put under lol and not PMG or else i might have fell for it.

  80. Nefilium   •  

    Ok who bets on Not Sane having fallen asleep?

    So far:
    For: 1
    Against: 0

    • VingadorV   •  

      For: 2
      Against: 0
      auhauhauahuhauhaa

      • Devilsfruit   •  

        For: 3
        Against: 0

        • Ravime   •  

          For: 4
          Against: 0

          • notsaneinthebrain   •     Author

            I lost internet, then fell asleep waiting for it to come back on. lol

    • OhDine   •  

      “about 2 hours”

      For.

  81. BAM19   •  

    What if he actually dies and the mc get changed?
    And The only part that she changed was the bunny part, and what if she’s an illuminati?

  82. Reapzalot   •  

    So is there actually going to be three chapters tonight or was that also a part of the troll?

  83. iEatpotatoes   •  

    Haha a good troll….. When I saw 20 years I was like, huh?

  84. FUCK ARE U SHITTING ME!?!? what the hell is the point of all that!? The snake spirit? the misty shadow spirit and the all the fking mysterious!

  85. fk i’m going crazy with dis info! When i heard Linely died i thought wtf!? but then i remembered he had a fire clone so i thought… oh well lets how it goes. He is becoming a ? soul m*****. But this? WTF! i know i’m posting a lot but i mean what the hell….. Lin Feng is gonna revive right? hope not possessign somebody from the Lin family.

    • Nefilium   •  

      Don’t worry, read the entire chapter, or just the note at the end of it.

    • Yun Che   •  

      hahahaha calm down son. Panpan got into you real good i see..

    • Chuni   •  

      Lol, look carefully! we’ve been trolled and ur complaning like hell!

  86. Kandoral   •  

    didn’t it say in about 2 hours? this was released 6 hours ago…

  87. jun   •  

    I almost died from getting cheeto mush stuck in my throat when reading this. but as a fellow troller I must congratulate u. next chapter get ready for some killings (look down to see who) and time skip like in coiling dragon.

    RETURN TROLL!

  88. no talent assclown   •  

    The minute a read the first paragraph I immediately scrolled to the bottom. Nice try… better luck next time.

    On another note you succeeded in getting more comments in the last 5 hours than you have probably gotten in a month. Anyways thanks for all the hard work and the sense of humor

    • no talent assclown   •  

      P.S. The comment name is a handle I use often . No insult intended.

  89. mio   •  

    damn, here i was fantasizing about him taking over lin qian’s son and getting a 3rd spirit then killing her and revealing he tok over her son in a heartbreakingly cruel way, and then i was like, damn… too good to be true =(

    • pikachu   •  

      That would’ve been both cruel and vengeful. I like it.

      • mio   •  

        welcome to the dark side =)

        *hands over cookie*

  90. redmoon   •  

    i did not want to believe that lin feng had died i kept reading and re reading to see if this was ether a joke or i was missing something and then i finally realized that the whole chapter was fake thank goodness other wise i woluld have stop reading and cried to sleep >_<

  91. azfar83   •  

    Nicely done lol…. but the ‘killer bunny’ wahahahahaha.. ?

  92. Thatguy   •  

    Thnx for the chapters… are you still releasing chapters today?

  93. Draizze   •  

    Lol, i tought i’m reading the weirdest plot twist then it turned to be troll. Well done

  94. bakaleaf   •  

    What the hell I can feel how the readers just feel after reading this!

    After I read MC died I was like *sigh gonna drop this novel
    and I was reading seriously to the end
    If I have not read the comments I would have believe this was part of a chapter lol

    seriously that was one hell of an ambush
    Thanks for the good old laugh!

  95. Sire of misinterpreting "stuff"   •  

    A kitten walks up and pleadingly looks at Ane in that adorable way kittens do (especially the ones that turn out to be evil if they don’t get their way, it says, “Peh-, pu-, pa-, pi-, po-, puhleeeeeeze! I’ll even give you this red button I got from that ginormous house thats white! But the fish is mine… No touch… Prrrrrecioussss fissssshyyyyyyy! Mine, all mine! And no you can’t touch my purrrrrristine fur… I’m not a cat-burglar… Shhhhhhhh…”
    Hope you like the short story everyone.
    Anyway, please release? Though if there are reasons not to, like enjoying our torment, then please take your time (just remember about Karma, though nobody probably really minds, lol its nice of you to translate, haha, so it is probably good Karma overall, just remember that buddha is watching you…?, idk…)… Though i will say it is hilarious how many people are commenting. Ok peeps, ttyl! Mawahahaha (evil scientist maniacal laughter)! 🙂

  96. damn   •  

    aaaaand most commented on post of the year for PMG goes to… funny would drop so quick if mc died and then got time skipped on like wtffffff? i didnt sign up for this! but i knew it was a prank because i have been pranked multiple times, not soo rando though, like april 1st type stuff.
    while im commenting cuz i dont usually if you have to put info but..
    THANKS FOR BEING SO AWSM TO THE FANS AND WORKING SO HARD DUDE YOUR AWSM AFFFF!

  97. Tatsu-kun   •  

    Freaky lol 20yrs then Lin Qian’s kid hahahaha i was
    like fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu why dude !!!! 😀 😀

  98. fluffernutter   •  

    So was chapter release troll also? 🙁

  99. AC   •  

    Just wondering when the next chapter will be released cuz i gotta be up early and would love to read the chapters before passing out lol btw disregard my last post

  100. GokubeatsSuperman   •  

    If he really died im done

  101. ekekee   •  

    OMG! Another translator went to the dark side >_<

    Quick! We need to gather people to catch and purify the bunny's soul!!!

  102. BAM19   •  

    Guys if anyone know here for real, I hope she/he can call her to make sure she is fine. I have a bad feeling about this.

    • OhDine   •  

      Dude it’s fine.

      • lolomgwtfbbq   •  

        Exactly my thoughts, he probably fell asleep translating it happens all the time

  103. japer   •  

    I almost drop my phone here ><

  104. face   •  

    OIII!! its been more than 10 hours! where da chapter?

    • Calzone   •  

      it’s his day off guys … did anyone look at his schedule?

      • OhDine   •  

        Did you read his note at the end of the joke chapter? “I will release the first chapter for tonight in about 2 hour”

        • Cindykate   •  

          Thats part of the troll ?

  105. VVFG   •  

    thhahha, im trolled..

    you should start write down your original stories and post in wuxiaworld forum, i’ll be your first fans haha

  106. gorylocks   •  

    I think I’ve said this before but..

    you’re really evil, ain’t you??

  107. Cindykate   •  

    I was waiting for son guko to show up and kill that Killer bunny. Ni job thOugh ?

  108. LOL   •  

    “I will now post the same thing again so it looks about the correct length for a chapter hehehe xoxox lol”

    I sooo did not see that one coming LOL

  109. Godou   •  

    Nice bull yeah but ur promised chapters after two hours have still not come

  110. face   •  

    every single hour that u are late at posting= 1 free bonus late chapter. It has been like more than 12 hours so 3 + 12= 15 chapters. do it now!

  111. Siddhesh   •  

    Got trolled….

  112. Lonjest   •  

    I’m glad I caught onto this troll early so I wasn’t as bad for me as it was for some others.

    Hope everything is cool with you. Seems something came up or went down caused you to disappear.

    Looking forward to the 15 bonus chapters “face” says you have to do now. Course by the time you get the chapters up and going it may be more then that. If and when you do get them up.

    Of course you probably fell asleep or at least I hope that’s all it is.

  113. DaoistTac   •  

    Am I the only one who liked the plot twist up till that stupid bunny?!

    You trolled well 😀

    PS
    good thing I went to bed and not wait for 2-3 hours lol!

  114. Dr.Shrykos   •  

    Hahaha! Nice one.
    Thanks for the chapter.

  115. Naga   •  

    Dear lord i could only read 4-5 lines b4 jumping to the commnts sections….i was this close to dropping this series =_=

  116. Patrick   •  

    I was thinking new beginning to MC and I wasn’t sure if I could flip to a new MC, then saw this “I will now post the same thing again so it looks about the correct length for a chapter hehehe xoxox lol”, and was pleasantly surprised.

    Thanks for the chapter 🙂

  117. Nbsiren   •  

    Lol, the killer bunny was a nice touch 😛

  118. G.Wang   •  

    This was amazing. This site humor is so fucking on point

  119. ravelord   •  

    That really rustled my jimmies …
    Next time, please put a warning -_-‘

  120. Ha!   •  

    I was soooo ready for something awesome to happen this chapter. I put one of my favorite songs on and was preparing to read about Lin Feng’s awesome rebirth only to be hit with a troll of epic proportions.
    The only time I’ve been trolled harder than this was when Ren wrote an entire fake, but believable, chapter on April Fool’s Day.

  121. Bob   •  

    wtf. so is there a 42? or is it 43? idk this is just confusing.

  122. Robotweld   •  

    Well played, not funny, but well played!

  123. IAMNOTCTHULHU   •  

    You. Me. Abyss. Now. Eternal Torture for this!

  124. Immortal   •  

    SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

    Just got TROLLED XD

  125. Arua   •  

    this is immoral

  126. Jack   •  

    NOoooooooo I got trolled so hard!!!! hahahahaha ncie one 😀 damn I thought this was going to be like Xian Ni …

  127. Mkill   •  

    When I read “20 years passed” I had my suspicions, but I was only sure when I read about the bunny. Well played.

  128. Amaelzaekil   •  

    Lin Feng had died, his body was lifeless and cold on the floor. In this desolate place there was no one who would come to help him. His last moments were filled with the pain of his soul being torn into pieces.

    His body lay in this quiet wasteland, untouched by wind or rain as the seasons passed.

    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Q: Wait… It was a rainy day, how can his body lie untouched by the wind and rain?
    A: Magical force field from somewhere

  129. Noctum   •  

    Nice try. I saw the ‘LOL’ in the upper left hand corner almost immediately. Fun read though.

  130. ASquareCircle   •  

    You almost madee cry while I’m at work… Y you do this :'(

    Good troll though :p

  131. noob   •  

    you evil bastard. i totally fell for this

  132. Lord of Madness   •  

    You mother Fxxxer. God damn you….
    PS. Thx for all the translations, you’re awesome

  133. boosiv   •  

    not even remotely funny -.-
    how did you thought making a stupid as fuck shit as this was funny?
    trolling the people who support you is funny?

    • notsaneinthebrain   •     Author

      Yes it is 🙂

  134. Animester   •  

    man ur prank was too mindblowing…..I thought” SERIOUSLY !!WTF”

  135. Guy Max   •  

    Fool me once shame on you, Fool me twice… Please stop 🙁

  136. laurens   •  

    Damn you! LOL nearly gave up reading this *angry* but it was funny 😛

  137. kuro   •  

    Just got troll.Damn it

  138. storyeater   •  

    People who understand the flow of a story and the soul of the author very well get this is a troll at the point the chapter wants to make sure you know Lin Feng is dead, at the beggining.

    People who understand it just “well’ get it at the moment it said “it was his first step to becoming a peerless martial god”

    People who understand it somewhat get it at the evil bunny and at the “she was not killed because she was a woman”

    And people who are attentive get it at the LOL

    good troll though.: p

    • notsaneinthebrain   •     Author

      lol glad you enjoyed it 🙂

  139. Christian   •  

    I didn’t fell for it hu3

  140. Depore   •  

    Lmfao! Good thing i saw the lol tag and went here immediately. Fun troll move though. Keep up the good work! You’re doing gods work ^_^

  141. Chunky360   •  

    Your good lol I fell for it completely

  142. TerraEarth   •  

    Oh dear Jesus. I was contemplating dropping the series and then the killer bunny showed up.

    • notsaneinthebrain   •     Author

      haha 🙂 the killer bunny gets everyone

  143. Shem   •  

    hahaha I was almost going to stop reading this light novel if this chapter was real, thank god it isnt

    • notsaneinthebrain   •     Author

      Haha one reader actually stopped reading for a week then picked it back up. He did not notice any of the clues in the chapter. 🙂

      • baksosolomajang   •  

        When i read the damn chapter, i thought, what the mc died? After all that hell? Damn. And such a greenie will take over his legend as a pmg? As the son of lin qian whatsoever? And what is this bunny doing, jumping out of the blue (or shadow)?
        And there i continued reading ’till the second part, hoping to get the real chapter. And the same script rolled over again.
        Oh my god! I am thankful this is a troll chapter. I love this novel. Keep up your great work!
        .
        I was wondering myself, whats with the strange TL note, enjoy the chapter as much as i will. Now i know why. Lol
        .
        And like usual…
        Thx for the great chapter

      • baksosolomajang   •  

        When i read the damn chapter, i thought, what the mc died? After all that hell? Damn. And such a greenie will take over his legend as a pmg? As the son of lin qian whatsoever? And what is this bunny doing, jumping out of the blue (or shadow)?
        And there i continued reading ’till the second part, hoping to get the real chapter. And the same script rolled over again.
        Oh my god! I am thankful this is a troll chapter. I love this novel. Keep up your great work!
        .
        I was wondering myself, whats with the strange TL note, enjoy the chapter as much as i will. Now i know why. Lol
        .
        And like usual…
        Thx for the great chapter guys

  144. xHezV   •  

    Y u gotta me some mean :c I was so dispirited to read that I almost dropped this novel, I’m still happy that I started reading the next chapter to see if it was worth reading or not.. But I gotta say ur writing skills are quite convincing.. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

  145. zhainan2157   •  

    No words can describe how heartbroken I am for being trolled so greatly, I was so close to dropping this series

  146. Frascione   •  

    Damn, i just started reading this novel and almost stopped cuz of this troll chapter. Thankfully i clicked next just to see what the f*** was going on and realised it was the author being a troll lol.

  147. Tantei ouji   •  

    You freak u nearly gave me a heart attack I just started the story and was on the verge of stopping bcoz of this troll but I should say your prank was well placed

  148. Teka   •  

    I almost gave up the novel thinking that the MC that I’ve been watching grow up had diedl!!
    Holly shit!
    Thanks God it was just me being trolled. Amem

  149. Demon   •  

    I was here going fuq dis bull shit i’m out then i realised you were playing us, but good for you

  150. Seven   •  

    I had my doubts but something like this happened to Wang Lin (Xian Ni/Renegade Immortal), so it lasted until the point of the bunny.

  151. Daryun   •  

    Big mistake… starting with MC had died… I was like wait a second… MC died??? wtf is that some kind of fake april fool chapter or something??? So I scrolled down to make sure… and yup indeed… would have almost gotten me…
    I guess with so many translator doing fake chapter for april fool’s I now kinda expect it whenever I read a new web novel that one of those would eventually pop up…
    well will still read it for the heck of it…

  152. d   •  

    I will killlll you!!!!!!!!!!!!!I will fucking kill you do you know how many times did I almost die becouse of this chapter ??????????Every time I read a line I almost died.Dont fucking do this again or I will die or have the heart of an old men ready to die

  153. reh   •  

    Fucking hell what r u playing at almost had a heart attack…..fuck u u assholes

  154. Lunaris   •  

    The second time I read this bloody thing and still got trolled by it

  155. Maikurovo   •  

    omg that nearly killed me

  156. Kyo   •  

    Haha..nice..lol

  157. donkosala   •  

    I almost spat blood and I was cursing till the end. You got me good 😀

  158. André Felipe   •  

    kkkkkkkkk fui trollado kkk
    muito bom, vc é demais tradutor!!

  159. Joker   •  

    Modafucka ….I was about to drop dah book

  160. TrolledAnon   •  

    Lmao you son of a bitch! I was like “wtf is this trash?” Thinking it was time to stop reading.

  161. utma666   •  

    How she know the things her son took is belong to her old enemy.??? Just a pill over 2 decades outdoor still fresh??? What’s the evil bunny???

  162. Zane   •  

    Got played sooo hard -_-, well done…

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