Chapter 99: The Celestial Academy

This chapter was brought to you by Isaac M, Yoann L T & Alexander K. Thank you for supporting PMG!

 

I need to have dinner, then the releases will continue. Is it just me or are less people reading this now? or have you all just become silent lurkers?

 

Enjoy xoxo




The three Qian Li Xue horses were galloping at full speed down the large road.

 

Inside the carriage, Duan Feng and Jing Yun were sitting next to each while Lin Feng and Meng Qing were sitting next to each. Both pairs were sat face to face.

 

“Lin Feng, how did Meng Qing and you get to know each other?”

 

Jing Yun was staring at Meng Qing but Meng Qing remained expressionless since the beginning. It seemed like the muscles on her face hadn’t moved at all. The fact that she was expressionless though actually made her even more beautiful. Her beauty was truly breathtaking.

 

Jing Yun didn’t ask Lin Feng how he had survived the massacre of the Yun Hai Sect because she was scared to touch on Lin Feng’s fresh wound. It was obvious that he was still greatly wounded in his heart. It was strange though, Lin Feng had survived and all the others had died.

 

Of course, Jing Yun wasn’t going to blame Lin Feng for that. On the contrary, she was very happy that Lin Feng had survived. The fact that he was alive was the most important thing to her right now.

 

“We met in the mountains.”

 

Lin Feng vaguely replied to Jing Yun because Meng Qing might not have appreciated if Lin Feng shared her past with others.

 

“Oh, well, why are you heading to the Imperial City then?” asked Jing Yun

 

The Imperial City was full of extremely strong cultivators. It was the place which held the best cultivators of the Xue Yue Country. There were also a great deal of them looking for Lin Feng.

 

“Because there are a great many people in the Imperial City.” replied Lin Feng but Jing Yun didn’t hear him.

 

“And you, Jing Yun? Why are you going to the Imperial City?” asked Lin Feng while looking at Jing Yun and Duan Feng. From what Jing Yun had told Lin Feng before, it seemed that Duan Feng had asked for her to accompany him to the Imperial City and that he was going there because he had people to meet. Duan Feng had to leave immediately and travel all the way from his small town without stop which meant the people he had to meet were most likely not ordinary people.

 

Jing Yun glanced at Duan Feng who was sitting next to her. Duan Feng was laughing and said: “Lin Feng, big brother, Jing Yun is accompanying me to the Imperial City because my big brother wants me to go there to practice cultivation at a cultivation academy.”

 

“Academy?” said Lin Feng looking perplexed and then asked: “The Holy Courtyard of Xue Yue?”

 

“No.” said Duan Feng while shaking his head: “The Celestial Academy.”

 

“The Celestial Academy?” Lin Feng was surprised. He had never heard of the Celestial Academy.

 

“Indeed, the Celestial Academy.” Duan Feng said while nodding and then added: “The Celestial Academy is not very famous. Not many people know about it. Actually, it doesn’t accept external applicants. Someone who is already there has to recommend you which is why my big brother recommended me.”

 

“Recommend? Not external applicants?” Lin Feng was surprised. Were academies like sects but with a slight difference?

 

In a sect, like the Yun Hai Sect, there was a countless number of disciples. They were then separated into different classes: ordinary, elite and core disciples. Then, there were the ordinary and the elite elders. The hierarchy was extremely strict and disciples had to rely almost exclusively on their own abilities to climb up in the hierarchy and to receive consideration from the sect.

 

Academies were something new in the Xue Yue Country. They only accepted young people who were extremely talented. They had cultivation teachers and received the best weapons and other resources. Teachers helped the juniors to become strong cultivators.

 

Before, in the Xue Yue Country, there were no academies. It was a concept which had come from another land. Therefore, there were very few academies in the country and they were not famous at all. They couldn’t be compared with the foundation of the large sects.

 

The establishment of the Holy Courtyard of Xue Yue enabled some of the most outstanding and talented young cultivators to receive instruction. The Holy Courtyard of Xue Yue was being established to counterbalance the importance of sects and less popular academies within the country.

 

“Lin Feng, brother, you are a Yun Hai Sect disciple. You’re probably just as strong as Jing Yun. When the right moment comes, I’ll talk to my big brother and see if there’s a way for you to join the Celestial Academy.”

 

Duan Feng was smiling sincerely. Even though he was still very young, he was already very mature. Besides, he had a strong personality considering the way he had talked to these arrogant guards.

 

“Oh yes! Lin Feng, you should come to the Celestial Academy.”

 

Jing Yun’s expression started to brighten. The Yun Hai Sect had been annihilated so if Lin Feng joined the Celestial Academy then it wouldn’t be treason against the sect. Besides, Jing Yun didn’t even ask herself if Lin Feng was strong enough.

 

During the first round of the Elite Disciple Exam, Jing Yun had seen with her own eyes how strong Lin Feng was. He had killed an elite disciple with a single strike from his sword and had then become an elite disciple.

 

Lin Feng was laughing but didn’t reply. Even though the Yun Hai Sect had been annihilated, Lin Feng was the new Patriarch of the Yun Hai Sect!

 

…………

 

The carriage was already far away from the small town. The evening sun was shining down on the earth. Inside of the carriage, Lin Feng, Duan Feng and Jing Yun were unceasingly chatting while Meng Qing was quiet and had closed her eyes. She looked like she had fallen asleep. She looked extremely peaceful and serene as she rocked back and forth with the carriage.

 

Lin Feng took off his top and wrapped it around Meng Qing’s shoulder. The temperature was quite low and Meng Qing had put on such light weight robes.

 

At that moment, Jing Yun made a weird face.

 

A short while after, Meng Qing opened her eyes, looked around her and noticed Lin Feng’s top wrapped around her shoulder. She looked very surprised. She had never experienced such a thing before so she found it quite strange.

 

“Broom vroom vroom….” the carriage suddenly started shaking.

 

At that moment, Uncle Wang pulled on the reins and stopped the carriage. The ground was still shaking. It was getting more and more intense.

 

“Uncle Wang, what’s wrong?” asked Duan Feng from inside.

 

“Young master, there are thieves. Don’t come out. I will negotiate with them.” said Uncle Wang strictly.

 

Uncle Wang then went towards the thieves to negotiate with them.

 

“Ahhh……”

 

A short moment after, a horrible shriek was heard which scared those inside the carriage.

 

“Send me someone who knows how to talk!” shouted an extremely aggressive voice.

 

“I’m going to see.” said Duan Feng hastily. He then immediately went out of the carriage followed closely by Lin Feng and Jing Yun. Meng Qing didn’t follow them and stayed inside the carriage.

 

Not far from the carriage there were a few dozens of thieves who didn’t look very friendly.

 

“I’m going to see .” said one of the guards as he walked towards the thieves.

 

“Everybody, we……” said the young guard.

 

These thieves were riding horses. One of them, who was holding a dagger in his hand, jumped off his horse and threw himself at the young guard.

 

The young man was extremely surprised, he suddenly grabbed his spear and thrust it towards the dagger.

 

But at that moment, the thief had already reached the young guard and slit his throat with the dagger. Blood was gushing from the young guard’s throat as he fell lifelessly onto the ground.

 

Jing Yun was stupefied. Because of all the blood which was so close to her, she was overcome with nausea. Her face turned deathly pale.

 

“I said, send me someone who knows how to speak! That girl doesn’t seem too bad!”

 

The thief was pointing at Jing Yun with his dagger. At that moment, all the other thieves laughed evilly.

 

“Indeed! Yes! We want to talk to that pretty girl!” said the thieves in unison while thinking of other obscene things.

 

When Jing Yun heard what these thieves were saying, her face looked even more livid.

 

“Jing Yun, get into the carriage.” said Lin Feng to Jing Yun while pushing her towards the carriage.

 

“Little boy, you surprisingly dare hide the girl, you want to die…”

 

Every single thief was looking at Lin Feng furiously.

 

“Indeed, we have to kill that guy and take the girl to make us happy!”

 

“What the hell are you doing?”

 

Wan Qing Shan was furiously shouting at Lin Feng. He was furious.

 

Lin Feng was stupefied and coldly looking at Wan Qing Shan. What was he doing? It sounded like Wan Qing Shan wanted him to hand over Jing Yun to the thieves.

 

“You little piece of trash. You’re causing trouble. Now, this is your problem and if you want to escape, don’t count on us to rescue you. We won’t help you.”

 

Wang Qing Shan was expressionless. He was curious to see what kind of disciples the Yun Hai Sect had.

 

“I don’t need your kind of help.” replied Lin Feng coldly before running towards the thieves.

 

“I’ll talk to you guys for a while.”

 

Lin Feng was standing close to the leader of the bandits as he spoke with a cold tone.

 

“You want to die!”

 

A thief with a long dagger jumped towards Lin Feng while stabbing with his dagger, which emitted a whistling sound as it pierced through the air.

 

Suddenly there was a dazzling light which filled the air. Lin Feng had unsheathed his soft sword.

 

No one had seen his movement and he slowly began to sheath his sword. Suddenly blood splashed everywhere from the thieves throat. The thief was dead.

 

Lin Feng’s speed had greatly increased and his speed alone proved that Lin Feng was an extremely powerful cultivator. Therefore, he could carry out attacks very quickly. His sword skills were extremely high and he would often kill people with a single strike from his sword.

 

How was this possible? How had that thief been killed with a single movement?

 

“He was no good, Give me someone else to talk too, alright?” said Lin Feng indifferently towards the thieves. Lin Feng had noticed how young some of them were.

 

It seemed like only one sword strike had been enough to scare the majority of them.

 

Wan Qing Shan was stupefied. He wasn’t happy because Lin Feng had killed a thief, on the contrary, he was unpleasantly surprised to see that Lin Feng was so strong.

 

They were unable to guess what Lin Feng’s cultivation level was as he had only used a single quick strike. They only knew that he could use his sword extremely quickly to deal lethal strikes.

 

“My friend, this thing has nothing to do with you. You don’t need to get involved.” said the leader of the thieves in a low voice to Lin Feng which showed how terrified he was. Lin Feng was stupefied.

 

Lin Feng was suspicious though and said: “Didn’t you want to kill me a moment ago? I’m waiting for you.”

 

“Hmph, since you are being like this then don’t blame us for being impolite.”

 

The leader of the thieves looked at all the other thieves and said: “Kill him.”

 

Three thieves headed towards Lin Feng at full speed. Lin Feng was surrounded by the attacks from three different people.

 

“Die.”

 

A thief had thrust his long dagger which was diffusing an extremely strong Qi towards Lin Feng’s body. It was the same sensation as in the Stormy Gorge when he faced the soldiers Qi. However the difference between their strengths was like heaven and earth.

 

“Die.”

 

Another voice filled the air. A long dagger was spinning in the air which looked incredibly dangerous.

 

All the thieves on their horses were simultaneously moving towards Lin Feng to kill him.

 

Lin Feng suddenly jumped up in the air. While it looked like he was seemingly floating in the air, he adopted a strange position. At that moment, he was at the same height as the thieves sitting on their horses.

 

“Deadly sword.”

 

Lin Feng’s sword was glowing and releasing a dazzling light into the atmosphere. It released an incredible amount of deadly Qi which created a vortex in the air. In the blink of an eye, the thieves were surrounded by an incredible amount of Qi.

 

Lin Feng’s deadly sword Qi suddenly had the shape of a magnificent arc as it slashed through the air. The horses were going insane and neighing. All the thieves were falling down lifelessly from the back of their horses one after the other.

 

With a single sword strike, all of them had been killed!

137 Comments

  1. DK   •  

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  2. Abel   •  

    You’re posting so fast people are overloaded hence the missing comments!!
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    Lurking the crap out of this. Thank you for the hard work.

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    Thanks for the big release today.. totally enjoyed this novel….

    Cheers

  5. Immortal   •  

    Thanks for the chapter.

    I have been lurking a lot lately I guess that’s the same for others too.Just that typing name and email every time is cumbersome if it was connected to the wordpress account it would be easier.

  6. Roh70   •  

    Thank you..
    Maybe time difference so less viewers

  7. Tratuk   •  

    there are a lot of ln addicts such as me that are reading this novel but most times are too lazy to leave a comment xD though we feel sincere gratitude for your work and for sponcorship

  8. The Mt Tai   •  

    praise be notsaneinthebrain

  9. junior   •  

    Thank you for the chapter, and I’m very sure people are just lurking instead of actually commenting.

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    I guess I will stop being silent. Thanks again.

  11. MysticalSilence   •  

    We’re just lurking here ^^ But thanks for the chapter 😀

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    been busy pondering on the profound mysteries of the universe. lol!

    Thanks for the chapters.

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    Thanks for the chapter!
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    Thank you for the chapter, and i pray for your good health

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    Thank you most heartily.

  18. SuperTurkak   •  

    All Hail Patriarch Lin Feng ….

    Eat well.. thank you for the chapter…

  19. curro   •  

    here i thought reaching 100 was somthing you were ganna do within the week not within the day 🙂 BTW: thanks for all the chapters

  20. Mystique   •  

    how about this, everyone will comment 2 times at each chapters, every 20 comments you will give us 1 chapter?

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    i am always lurking… too lazy to comment, but on this occasion; you are very quick and accurate, thanks for all your hard work and i hope you keep it up. This is one of my favorites to read at the moment.

  24. kirindas   •  

    Thanks for the new chapter! Been lurking a bit with recent chapters. I’ll be more vocal, even if it’s simple.

  25. leo   •  

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  26. JPY   •  

    I was always a silent lurker, but I’ll make an exception for you 😉
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  28. Alawvahr   •  

    I’m a silent lurker, but since i sponsored this one i will leave a comment uhm ah well yeah..
    THANKS! 😀

    • Alawvahr   •  

      And O.O only 6 chapters remaining!

  29. rd   •  

    thanks for your hard work

  30. Snike   •  

    I never comment but I feel I must this time. Thanks for the great job you always do. Look forward to future silent lurking.

  31. Robert The Addled   •  

    Glad you are feeling better.

    Chapter 100 means you are 4% done – might as well finish the series.

    Many thanks for the chapters and many hopes for the next 2400….

    • BlackShiv   •  

      Might aswell finish it yes haha

  32. Zuo   •  

    Thanks for the chapter. I just enjoy all the sweet releases in one gulp ^^.

  33. Fosst   •  

    silent lurkers unite

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      Lazyism!!!!!!!!!!

  34. John   •  

    Much appreciated on your hard work….99 chapters!

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  37. SomeGuy123   •  

    I should get my friend to read this I completely love this so far

  38. Abraham   •  

    Lurker since day one. I have to say thank you. You are indeed the best translator. We appreciate you.

  39. gamekey   •  

    I dont comments on things I is a silent lurker in the shadows enjoying all the good stories. I think you for your hard work!

    • gamekey   •  

      I ment I thank you’

  40. inTheoryyy   •  

    Definitely just lurkers 🙂

  41. Twikun   •  

    I am also a silent lurker usually.
    Thanks for the chapters and also thanks to the donators.

  42. ZaX   •  

    Thanks for the chapter. Hope you get well soon if you’re not already better.

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    thanks for the chapter…

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    Thanks a lot !!

  45. a   •  

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  46. Riphazel   •  

    Yep silent lurker here 😀

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    good job good job

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    Thanks for the chapters! Keep up the good work and get well soon (this was kind of late since you’re almost well).

  49. Nbsiren   •  

    Thank you for the chapter^^
    Eat well!

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    i will hand my face over to you with this comment!

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    Wheeeeeee! Many thanks!

  55. Double You   •  

    Thanks for the chapter!

    On a side note, I think there are just a load of lurkers nowadays ahahaha.

  56. dilbertini   •  

    Thank you for the chapters and I always was I silent lurker.

    • dilbertini   •  

      “a silent lurker”

  57. art   •  

    Silent Reader with so many chapter’s incoming hard to resist clicking next chapter at comment thus is born Silent Reader’s , But truly your TL speed is Amazing started reading this few weeks ago when it was still at 43 troll chapter, in few weeks it’s already at 100 O_O;;

    • art   •  

      just calculated 25 day’s since troll chapter you released 56 chapter’s assuming we get 100th today 57

      O_O;; you’re TL cultivation is too high.

      • notsaneinthebrain   •     Author

        I thought last month was too slow. I said this month I would increase my speed and defeat the queue!! Now I am healthy again there will be more releases

  58. Ark   •  

    Silent lurker here. Thanks for the chapter

  59. jacob   •  

    really awesome work thank you 🙂

  60. Bo   •  

    Thanks for the chapter 😀

  61. Rits   •  

    Thanks for the Chapter!

    I’m pretty sure everyone is lurking. I know I am! :p

  62. Pipsqueak   •  

    Awesome, its nice to see the small expressions being translated to well from the original language, i imagine that the reason it played out like it did eludes to the thieves not being experienced/coerced into doing this, nice translating work! Thanks alot.

    • notsaneinthebrain   •     Author

      Glad you appreciate it 🙂

  63. kai ran   •  

    Thanks!

    — a silent lurker

  64. mus   •  

    THANKS SO MUCH!!!!

    I read Pmg when I putty baby to bed, she doesn’t understand it, but I can already feel her epicness increasing.

  65. HeWhoSilentlyLurks   •  

    Thanks for the chapter!

  66. AC   •  

    thanks for chapter an iv been lurking lol

  67. LurkersUnite   •  

    that lurkers bait too strong! but I thank you for the translations!

  68. BlackShiv   •  

    I was catching up since I only reached the promised land of insanity a few days ago. 🙂

    So with that being said thanks for the 99 chapters so far can’t wait to read the next 2401 chapters!

  69. Spanky   •  

    Thanks!

    -another silent lurker

  70. MURR   •  

    I’m lurking…
    *lurks*

  71. Annoyer   •  

    Lurking like always

  72. CrispyNoodle   •  

    lol jing jing be jelly… ahaha

  73. deArchmage   •  

    I shall cast my spells upon the land for I lurk from the shadows ready to emerge from the darkness and say my thanks for awakening me with your PMG TL of epicness.

  74. Grapefruit   •  

    Thanks for all the hard work!

    -another silent lurker(who’s usually too lazy to comment)

  75. Mr. Pistachio   •  

    I am also a silent lurker, although I don’t usually comment I highly appreciate your work on this amazing series! And even though I don’t comment, that won’t stop me from refreshing multiple times a day in hopes of a new chapter lol

  76. Bardioc   •  

    Oh Jenny, I didnt think not commenting would bother you^^ I will comment a lot more now. Btw your stalker meow isnt commenting so maybe that’s what you are missing =D

  77. Ergho   •  

    We are amazing at being silent lurkers! thus noone sees us noone knows us! XD

  78. Chris   •  

    from the shaddows we lurk <3 thanks for the chapter

  79. hyoukaaa   •  

    haha I’m just a lil’ lurker, you’re awesome, keep this translation going please!

  80. Spanky   •  

    Silently Lurking around

  81. AnonCom1   •  

    why less people reading it now? it is because most people is sleeping.

    • Robert The Addled   •  

      nah – this is a round the world read. This chapter came out about 1500 my local time.

    • notsaneinthebrain   •     Author

      That was actually the reason. I checked the stats xD

  82. trakshun   •  

    always lurking.

  83. dniv   •  

    We are the silent lurkers. I usually have the habit of posting at the end of a continuous release of chapters… so sometimes I won’t post in the middle. Maybe others are like that? Or Maybe we’re just waiting for something else that’s ridiculous to happen? :p

    • dniv   •  

      Oops. Didn’t mean to double post…

  84. dniv   •  

    We are the silent lurkers. I usually have the habit of posting at the end of a continuous release of chapters… so sometimes I won’t post in the middle. Maybe others are like that? Or Maybe we’re just waiting for something else that’s ridiculous to happen? :p Thanks for the chapter!

  85. camperbee   •  

    thx for the chapter as allways
    can’t wait for the reaction of Wan Qing Shan
    ( ̄Д ̄)ノ

  86. Jonsey   •  

    Thank you for all the chapters!!! Love your work and glad you are feeling better.

  87. Mr.RoundTree   •  

    Pro Lurker here. Thanks for all the chapters, this is one of my favorite novels right now.

  88. Oboro   •  

    Thanks for the chapter. Also it’s just ur imagination. People read this a lot, some just don’t comment.

  89. Elaborate   •  

    Typo:
    thieves throat -> thief’s throat

    Thanks for translating!

  90. marichel   •  

    Thank you for the chapter! The story is getting interesting now.

  91. yep   •  

    a lot of lurking ;d

    thanks for the chapters today !!!

    xoxo

  92. Chiefin'   •  

    Lurking in the shadows, but thanks for the releases… and seriously Amazed by the Speed of release!

    Don’t burn yourself out

  93. Murilo   •  

    Lurker here. Caught up yesterday to chapters. Thank you for every chapter.

  94. Nefilium   •  

    Thanks for the chapters! Dang dat Wan Qing Shan should know his place from now on!

    Oh, and if I’ve missed commenting, it’s because I’ve been on the move alot lately, so I’ve been reading on my mobile, which isn’t too adaptable when it comes to commenting systems and such…

  95. Gabriel   •  

    Thanks for the chapters, please add me to the growing list of current lurkers.

  96. jackr   •  

    Thank you for the chapter. I’ll go back to lurking now.

  97. Tikoy   •  

    Thank you translator and sponsor

  98. insanereader   •  

    I check this on website everyday, i just dont post! Thanks for the chapter!

  99. dharmox   •  

    Its been a long time i was commenting… so thank you for your translations

  100. WuxiaHunter   •  

    I had to make an account just to reply to your question……. yes

    • notsaneinthebrain   •     Author

      lol

  101. Kenny   •  

    Thanks for the chapter!

  102. RandomLeech3r   •  

    Definitely lurking. But I love your work. Thanks very much

  103. VVFG   •  

    At your command milord, the army of lurker will be here at once..

    Thanks my queen
    And you are awsome fluphy!!

  104. Patrick   •  

    Thank you for the chapter 🙂

  105. Doge   •  

    Shhhhh We are just lurking in the shadow…..

    Thanks ……. for ……. the …… chapter …….

  106. ekekee   •  

    *Currently waiting patiently for the 100th chapter^^

  107. Bryan   •  

    don’t mind me… just lurkin..

  108. Seink   •  

    I was sleeping :p my body couldnt handle 36 hours without sleep XD so it fell asleep without my permission in front of the keyboard :p

    Thanks for the translation!

  109. Nepoun   •  

    Thanks to the evil lil translator for being so hard working n it’s really amazing to see the effort you’re spending to make the readers happy by translating many chapters in such short time..really appreciated,Thanks to the sponsors for their kind support n donations.

  110. Skraln   •  

    No time to thank you, too busy hitting F5

  111. Miss Ruby   •  

    If i didn’t have to type my name and email all the time i’d be commenting more~ THx for chappy

  112. Grawler   •  

    Lurker here, tx for all the chapters XD

  113. Mr. Nobody   •  

    Thanks for the chapter!

  114. Tasear   •  

    maybe midterms session as something

  115. wiw   •  

    I just wait for 2 days so i can have tons of drugs hehehe

  116. Moocher number 1   •  

    All hail, the Oh mighty Queen

  117. Red Baron - The Duck   •  

    Not really lurking, just reading the awesomeness 🙂

  118. Dr.Shrykos   •  

    Thanks for the chapter.

  119. K1nk4   •  

    Thanks for the chapter!

  120. ambi   •  

    Thanks for the chapter notsaneinthebrain, Isaac M, Yoann L T and Alexander K.!

  121. storyeater   •  

    Everyday Im lurking

  122. Vox   •  

    Be honest, who else snickers out loud when reading “Broom Vroom Vroom”
    i even giggled whilst typing that…

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